Thursday, April 2, 2026

PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it....

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool ...
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
When chemists die, apparently they barium.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. As of now, it appears the police have nothing to go on.
When you get a bladder infection you know urine trouble.
Broken pencils are pretty much pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I dropped out of the Communism class because of lousy Marx.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Velcro - what a rip off!

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Books I read in March.............

 "They Left Us Everything, by Plum Johnson"


After almost twenty years of caring for elderly parents--first for their senile father, and then for their cantankerous ninety-three-year old mother--author Plum Johnson and her three younger brothers have finally fallen to their knees with conflicted feelings of grief and relief. Now they must empty and sell the beloved family home, 23 rooms bulging with history, antiques, and oxygen tanks. Plum thought: How tough will that be? I know how to buy garbage bags.

But the task turns out to be much harder and more rewarding than she ever imagined. Items from childhood trigger difficult memories of her eccentric family growing up in the 1950s and '60s, but unearthing new facts about her parents helps her reconcile those relationships, with a more accepting perspective about who they were and what they valued.

They Left Us Everything is a funny, touching memoir about the importance of preserving family history to make sense of the past, and nurturing family bonds to safeguard the future.

I don't remember where I saw this book advertised as it was originally published in 2014, but I knew it was going to be well worth reading.  I rarely do this, but I went to Indigo and bought it, luckily I had a 20% coupon and so paid just under $20 for it.

I have been going through a "phase" recently trying to declutter the house so that our kids aren't stuck having to clean out the house when my husband and I die.  One thing though the author says, "is that we should leave everything for our children to clear out, so they can get to know us better?"  I will say I am not convinced this is a good idea.

This book was a well worth read though and a book every adult child, however old you are, should read.  Added bonus it was a written by a Canadian author.  Also I love the name Plum, very different....LOL     


When ten-year-old Fanny Price is plucked from squalor to be raised in comfort among her well-to-do relatives at the elegant Mansfield Park, only her cousin Edmund notices her homesickness and distress. Bolstered by Edmund’s kindness, Fanny begins to thrive as a useful and happy member of the household, and her natural feelings of gratitude and respect for Edmund start to grow into something deeper. But when sophisticated Londoners Henry and Mary Crawford arrive at Mansfield Park, trouble arrives with them, and Fanny’s hard-won peace is threatened by the chaos the Crawfords leave in their wake.

I feel bad for not enjoying these classic Jane Austen books, but they are just so "wordy," and written for a different time in a different English language.

I found the first third of this book hard going.  The second third was a little better, but until I got to last third did I begin to want to know what was going to happen next.  However, the language used was too much for me to thoroughly understand and English is my first language.

One thing I will say is how things have changed over the past few hundred years.  What is appropriate now was so inappropriate then.  However, some things haven't changed and that is the selfishness of some people and the havoc it can wreak on everyone around them.

Now onto Emma, half way through the six Jane Austen books!



For fans of The Nightingale and The Handmaid's Tale, Cradles of the Reich uncovers a topic rarely explored in fiction: the Lebensborn project, a Nazi breeding program to create a so-called master race. Through thorough research and with deep empathy, this chilling historical novel goes inside one of the Lebensborn Society maternity homes that existed in several countries during World War II, where thousands of "racially fit" babies were bred and taken from their mothers to be raised as part of the new Germany.

At the Heim Hochland maternity home in Bavaria, three women's lives coverage as they find themselves there under very different circumstances. Gundi is a pregnant university student from Berlin. An Aryan beauty, she's secretly a member of a resistance group. Hilde, only eighteen, is a true believer in the cause and is thrilled to carry a Nazi official's child. And Irma, a 44-year-old nurse, is desperate to build a new life for herself after personal devastation. Despite their opposing beliefs, all three have everything to lose as they begin to realize they are trapped within Hitler's terrifying scheme to build a Nazi-Aryan nation. 

A cautionary tale for modern times told in stunning detail, Cradles of the Reich uncovers a little-known Nazi atrocity but also carries an uplifting reminder of the power of women to set aside differences and work together in solidarity in the face of oppression.

This book is a must read, as it's both quite scary but fascinating at the same time with how the Nazi propaganda worked.  I have read a book recently (can't remember it's name) that mentioned the Lebensborn Society.  This book goes more in depth with the subject.

I read this book over two days as it was a page turner.  When reading the author's notes at the back I was interested to discover that Anni-Frid Lyngstad (Frida) from the music group Abba was a person born from the Lebensborn Society.

The author has written a follow up book featuring Hilde a character in this book, called "The Girls of the Glimmer Factory."  I need to look for that one as that too sounds interesting.


"The Woman with Two Shadows, by Sarah James"


For fans of Atomic City Girls and Marie Benedict, a fascinating historical debut of one of the most closely held secrets of World War II and a woman caught up in it when she follows her missing sister to the mysterious city of Oak Ridge, Tennessee.

Lillian Kaufman hasn't heard from her twin sister since Eleanor left for a mysterious job at an Army base somewhere in Tennessee. When she learns, on an unexpected phone call, that Eleanor is missing, Lillian takes a train from New York down to Oak Ridge to clear up the matter.

It turns out that the only way into Oak Ridge is to assume Eleanor's identity, which Lillian plans to do swiftly and perfectly. But Eleanor has vanished without a trace—and she's not the only one. And how do you find someone in a town so dangerous it doesn't officially exist, when technically you don't exist either?

Lillian is thrust into the epicenter of the gravest scientific undertaking of all time, with no idea who she can trust. And the more she pretends to be Eleanor, the more she loses her grip on herself.

Great book, very interesting and actually quite scary.  I read it in a day as I needed to know what was going to happen next.

The one thing I will say though it left me wondering, 

"although the people who invented these weapons of mass destruction are very clever, did they actually envision what they were doing to the rest of mankind?"

"Children of the Dustbowl, The True Story of the School at Weedpatch Camp, by Jerry Stanley"


This is the compelling story of the "Okie" migration to California and of the construction and life of a remarkable school at a farm workers' camp. This memorable book provides a glimpse of a neglected period of American history and tells a story of prejudice being transformed into acceptance and despair into hope.

This is a non fiction book and only 80+ pages with lots of photographs.  I found it when I was sorting some books out downstairs.  I knew very little about the Great Depression and the droughts in the Great Plain States in the 1930's.  

I have not read John Steinbecks, "Grapes of Wrath," which caused a huge kerfuffle back when it was written and it did mention the school written about it in this book.  

Very educational and both books should be read. 







Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Some things I managed to sell on Facebook Marketplace in March.........

2 brand new packs of storage/bankers boxes $25

This old chair I bought years ago to re-finish.......I never got around to it! $20
Set of 8 Denby coffee mugs. $50
Set of three brand new waterproof padlocks. $15


Quilters bundle (all three photos), $20



Two Suitcases, $20

My old pans, $50

My living room rug: $150

Wicker and Metal plant stand $25:

Dried Grass Decoration: $15



Funny thing is I never expected the pots and pans to sell. I was just going to donate them.  The same with the suitcases, was just going to donate those as well.  The rug sold within hours of me putting it online.  It was from Pier 1 Designs and the lady that bought it had one prior.  Plus it was a good quality rug.  I loved the look of it, but it was a pain to keep clean, plus it clashed with my new green chairs.

I never expected to sell all that stuff this month. All were items I had no need of or hadn't used in a long while.  I still have a few things listed and will keep them listed until I sell them.

Technically when this post is "posted" I will still have this at the house, but it's being picked up at lunch time today:

Scotts Seed spreader, $70

Wow, quite a month eh!


Monday, March 30, 2026

Update on Passports.........

Hubby, myself and son all got our British passports back this past week.  Daughter's is still being processed, as she had to send more information, but should be done I would have thought this week.

So all in all, it took about a month, which actually surprised me, I would have thought it would have taken longer..  We are still waiting on our documents we sent with the application, as they are returned separately.

The passports were delivered by DHL who just put them on our front porch.  No knock on the door or ringing of the front door bell???  We have to sign for our Canadian passports when they are delivered.  

So all in all another job done!



Sunday, March 29, 2026

I could not pass up this deal,

 You know when something happens that you know it must have happened for a reason?  Well this week something happened and basically all the stars aligned!!

With having a good clean out and renovating the laundry room the rest of the basement is not looking a bit drab.  However it wasn't on the top of the list to deal with the rest of the basement.  There were a couple of sections of main room walls that needed touching up with paint.  I found the paint that the people we bought the house from had left us, but as it was from 2009 I wasn't sure how it was going to look.  Turned out it was a solid lump in the bottom of the tin.

I took a photo of the lid, with the thoughts I need to pick up a gallon of paint some time:


I have been selling a bit of stuff on Facebook Marketplace this month; there will be a post about it all in a couple of days.  While I was looking up prices of some stuff I was selling I came across a post for paint.  A painter/decorator's client must have got him to buy four gallons of paint and didn't like the colour when he started to put it on the walls.  I looked at the name of the paint and thought the name sounded familiar.




Yep, the exact same name and brand as our paint on our basement walls, from the exact same store.  I love the paint colour in the basement as it is nice and neutral.  I offered $125 for all four cans and he accepted and he even dropped them off at our house.  That paint should be $76 per can plus 13% tax, = over $85 a can.  What a deal!

So guess what I am going to be busy with 🙄  Oh well, nothing like keeping busy I suppose..........

Saturday, March 28, 2026

More of the laundry room done................

We had a trip to Ikea at the beginning of the week to pick up some units and countertop for the laundry room.  As we only have a medium sized SUV we figured it would be a two trip visit, but we did manage to get everything in the car in the one trip.

We picked up 3 units and a countertop.  Now everything was flat packed and was to put together!!  So there were multiple boxes.  Good news though, we ordered everything in the kitchen department upstairs, then took the paperwork downstairs to pay for it all.  Then the order was sent through to where it's picked for you.  It didn't take too long and I crossed everything off our list while hubby put it in the car.

The units are from the Sektion collection.  The doors are Enkoping.  The countertop is Ekacken in gray-beige.  The handles are from Rona, and are these and come in a pack of 10.






We are super pleased with the quality of these units.  Very sturdy and well worth the money.  Now ask hubby what it was like to put everything together and he was glad when he got everything together; but overall very happy with how everything went.

We purchased an 8 foot countertop and that was super heavy to carry, but again super quality.  We priced out similar units from Home Depot and this came in cheaper.  All in all for everything it came in around $1,200.  We want it as a make shift sewing area/work bench; as I want to move my sewing stuff out of the upstairs bedroom eventually.

I will give you a full tour, when I get everything else sorted out in the room.

Friday, March 27, 2026

Filing Taxes

Got our taxes filed for another year.  Here in Canada we have to report income and "file our taxes," so the Government of Canada can make sure you have paid enough taxes for the prior year.  The deadline is April 30th.

2025 was hubby's first full year of retirement, so it was going to be a "first" for us filing our taxes with only income from pensions and RRSP's.  When you first retire that first year is a bit of a guessing game as to whether what you have planned and what actually happens aligns.

I am pleased to say it did align, sort of.  The good news we didn't owe tax, but budget wise we did go slightly over budget with our expenses.  Luckily we do have a cushion, so it wasn't the end of the world, plus we did pay for a couple of unexpected things.

What this means for 2026, is that we don't need to change how we do things.  I will say I feel as though we are better off since we retired, and as yet I can't pin point how?  Which I know is odd.

I will say I am fortunate that hubby was such a hard worker and I was a preplanner.  This has made retirement financially easier on us.  Though what is happening in the States is not making things easy up here, as every time a certain person opens his mouth we end up losing money 😡

So my advice for anyone thinking about retiring, plan well ahead if you want to retire.  Research, research and research.  Get rid of any debt before you retire, going into retirement not owing anything but your regular bills, is a god send in my opinion. 

If you have any tips you want to share I would love that.

PUNS FOR EDUCATED MINDS

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.... Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy....