I have cut the grass on and off for the last four days in a row. I cut the front lawn on Sunday night and there wasn't a dandelion in sight. Got up the next morning and the bloody lawn was full of the rotten things again??? The grass is growing that fast that I swear if I look carefully I can see it actually grow!!! I have used around 35 litres of fuel this last few days cutting the grass, but it is starting to look a bit better.
The following is so true when you think about it:
Why Men are NeverDepressed
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station
restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to
turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a 3 pack.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes.No wonder men are happier.