There was another lady sitting at the table and as I was gone a LONG time waiting for the food, they got chatting. Turned out she was a retired nurse who now was a sale rep for a couple of fabric manufacturer's. So dh got all his "medical" issues sorted out and they were best buddies by the time I got sat down!!
She was telling us a funny story which I wanted to relate to you all, as if you don't sew this will make sense to you. She was standing next to a man outside a fabric booth. His wife was inside the booth purchasing fabric. He turned to this lady and said in all seriousness:
"They buy a yard of fabric, cut it all up into little pieces and then sew it all back together; why?"
When you think about it it is a puzzle isn't it?
Now I do think dh ended up being injured while at the show, due to a lot of ladies bumping into him with these: