Molly has now got a sandpaper fetish. She is forever going down the basement and dragging up pieces of used sandpaper from the garbage bag down there? She even takes it to bed with her? Don't suppose anyone has any ideas why? Such a strange doggie!!
A friend sent me this in an email:
The Talking Centipede
A single guy decided life would be more fun
If he had a pet. So he went to the pet store
And told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he
Finally bought a talking centipede,
(100-legged critter), which came in a little white box
To use for his house.
He took the box back home, found
A good spot for the box, and decided he would start off
By taking his new pet to Church with him.
So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go to Church with me today?
We will have a good time."
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and
Then asked again, "How about going to Church with me
And receive blessings?"
But again, there was no answer from
His new friend and pet.so he waited a few minutes more,
Thinking about the situation.
The Guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.
This time he put his face up against the
Centipede's' house and shouted,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to
Church with me and learn about God?"
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS ....
This time, a little voice came out of the box,
"I heard you the first time!
I'm putting my shoes on!"
We have booked a tour with this lady in November: http://tastytourstoronto.com/ so looking forward to it. I will let you know how we like it after the tour. Check out the link as it does look yummy good.