Sunday, January 22, 2012

For the British folk and all of us who are fed up with our Governments......

Got this in an email:

Dear Mr. Cameron,

Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK 's economy.

Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the
money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force.

Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the
following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire.
Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed

2) They MUST buy a new British car.
Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed

4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university -
Crime rate fixed

5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week .....
And there's your money back in duty/tax etc

It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back
their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances

If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know.

Also………..
Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.

This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and
walks.

They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical
treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying
it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped
instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed
and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and
snacks to their cell.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual
counselling, pool and education.

Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on
request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with
gardens.

Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards
would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised.
Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and
pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out.

Think about this (more points of contention):

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the
county of Cumbria?

And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable
to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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Also;
Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of
offending someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM! It is time for us
grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up!

12 comments:

simplicityinthemaking said...

cute!

Nancy K. said...

Sad to say that things are the same here. I love the suggestion regarding nursing homes and prisons! Great post.

Carletta said...

I loved this Gill. I think this would work in the good old USA as well.
The more I listen to the news and politics the more frustrated I get. Sometimes I think I shouldn't listen at all.

Karine said...

Brilliant! Also applies to Canada :o)

EG Wow said...

Thanks for the laugh, Gill! If governments would only listen to such good sense! :)

Janet said...

Spot on ! x

Scarlet said...

Oh Gill, how right this all is! My blood was boiling after watching that woman on the news today. Thanks for pointing me in the direction of your post- I'd missed it. I don't know why but blog updates don't always show up on my list, or show up hours later inbetween ones that were there before and I've already read - just another of Blogger's foibles!

saving for travel said...

Amen. Although this is funny, it could actually work.

Thanks Gill

Sft x

Debby said...

LOVE this, It would so work in the USA as well. It is so sad to see how many countries are struggling with the same problem. I say lets put a few good woman in sturdy bras and comfy shoes to clean the whole mess up in 2 weeks tops!!

Jake said...

I've seen the same letter in a Canadian version. Governments are the same all over, it is so frustrating!!

The Lost Goat said...

This is going around in the States as well.

cathy@home said...

So funny and sadly true.