Saturday, February 28, 2009

Never Argue with a Woman.......

Someone sent this too me.......

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

10 comments:

LizBeth said...

Night owl, huh??

Gaynor said...

I love this one..very funny lol

Rinkly Rimes said...

If only we could think of the right remark at the right time!

Margaret's Ramblings said...

Absolutely brilliant, I love it. Margaret

scrappy quilter said...

Too funny!!

Renie Burghardt said...

Well now, he was asking for that one, wasn't he? Haha.

And I loved your post below. With everything costing as much as it does, no sense in wasting anything. I reuse things all the time.

Have a great rest of the weekend.

Decadent Housewife said...

Very, very good - makes me feel better after the shenanigans I went through this past week. :/

Patty said...

Good for her, holding her own ground or water? Whoops that doesn't sound right either. LOL Hope you're having a wonderful week-end.

Strawberry Jam Anne said...

They never learn do they Gill! A x

Vintage Girl said...

Very funny! That's my big laugh for the day. Thanks, Heather