It's well known in our family that I have a lead foot when driving. So the other day I was driving dh to do some grocery shopping. The road we drive on goes from 70 to 60, to 50, down to 40 kmph. Now be fair to me, I generally drive in each zone, with the first number corresponding to the right number. The last number.............well that's debatable.
So we are driving along, and at the last minute I see a police car coming towards me.
Me: "blast, never saw him."
Dh, is rolling his eyes and smirking.
Me: "it's this car's fault, it goes too fast."
Dh, again rolling his eyes and shaking his head.
Me: "it is."
Dh: "A good workman never blames his tools."
Me: "I guess; then it must be my feet, they're too heavy."
Dh, just sighs and says: "Just don't use that excuse if you get stopped!!"