I was in Collingwood on Tuesday with dh and we were walking down the main street. There is a Tim Horton's coffee shop there and the blinds were pulled down quite a bit as the sun must have been shining on the patrons.
At the bottom of one blind we could see a guy sitting there and we saw this:
he wasn't a plumber though!!! Both me and dh were laughing at this, and I decided the people who read my blog would just love a photo of this!!!! Unbeknown to me though, the people sitting on the opposite side of this guys table could see us and figured out what we were laughing about, as the next thing I know the guy is standing up and adjusting himself.
Me, well I walked on sharpish just in case he wanted a word!!!!
Then on Wednesday, when we were driving out of a Tim Hortons parking lot.......yes, I should have shares in Tim Hortons at the moment!!! I saw this person wearing a very short denim skirt with their back to me. I immediately noticed their legs and how odd and muscular they were.
So I said to dh, "those are weird legs."
At that point this person turned around, and before I knew what I was saying, I said
"and they have a weird face to match!!"
Dh told me off for being cruel while he was laughing, but even he had to admit, they wouldn't have needed much make up for Halloween.
Now if you have noticed I have not said he or she, have I? I initially thought this person was a female, as yes the person was wearing a short denim skirt, but in all honesty, when I saw the face I had my doubts.........
Now Jane will not be at all shocked by either of these stories as I seem to attract or find the strangest of people. However honestly these are true stories............wonder who I will meet on Thursday when we go to the market at St. Jacobs??