Friday, September 28, 2012

Home of the Week,

Well this week's "Home of the Week," is a doozy, I honestly don't know where to start.  Suffice to say even if I did have $5.3 million I wouldn't be spending it on that!  How on earth does anyone relax in a place like that.  I'd be terrified of using anything in case I made a mess.  Also see if you can notice a comfy chair anywhere?  Look at the bed in the spare bedroom, it looks like a mattress on the floor; I'd do myself an injury getting myself in it on a night, and I'd need a lift to get me out of it in a morning!!

Just to sit round the pool I would need to lose 150 pounds have a total makeover so I looked like a Hollywood star.  Also make sure you look at the fifth photo, as I need to know what that blue pillow/tube thing is for?  If I sat down on that I'd fall flat on my back, which makes for a delightful image of me flat on my back with my legs up in the air showing my bloomers off to the world through all those bloody glass windows.  I'd have to employ a full time window cleaner to keep those windows clean.

The "Cottage of the Week's" location is gorgeous, but the renovation they did just does not work in my opinion.  So for that reason, I will pass on this one, mind you I couldn't afford the $975,000 price tag either.

Well $1 million for "The Condo of the Week," I think I'll pass.  However it's mainly because it 40 floors up, makes my stomach churn just thinking about it.  Also I do not like that kitchen at all.  Will say you do get some stunning views from all those windows, but my stomach is churning again just thinking how high up you are.

4 comments:

Andi's English Attic said...

That blue thing? Well that's obviously the 'mess'. Just to prove it's a 'real home' they've plonked a giant piece of playdough sausage on the floor.
Wouldn't you just love to let a pack of very muddy spaniels loose in there? :D

Rose said...

I don't care for the home or the condo at all, and the cottage is only slightly better. I guess we don't need to worry though....I doubt all the money we have ever had would buy and support any one of them for a year even!

Jane and Chris said...

The glass walls in the house of the week would be covered in cat nose prints,and the concrete walls looks like an underground parking lot. The cottage...who designed that??? Someone with a job lot of old wood? Sorry never got to the condo...still laughing at you showing your bloomers.
Jane xx

Buttons said...

Oh I am laughing at Andi's comment.B