Again have to admit this is so true!!

Why Men are Happier

Nicknames: If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for

lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and

Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they

will affectionately refer to each other as Fat

Boy, Bubba and Wildman.

Eating Out: When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and

John will each throw in $20, even though it's only

for $32.50. None of them will have anything

smaller and none will actually admit that they want

change back. When the girls get their bill, out come

the pocket calculators.

Money: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't

need ... but it's on sale.

Bathrooms: A man has six items in his bathroom:

toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a

bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of

items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A

man would not be able to identify more than 20 of

these items.

Arguments: A woman has the last word in

any argument. Anything a man says after that is the

beginning of a new argument.

Future: A woman worries about the future until she

gets a husband. A man never worries about the

future until he gets a wife.

Marriage: A woman marries a man expecting he

will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a

woman expecting that she won't change, but she

does.

Dressing up: A woman will dress up to go shopping,

water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the

phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Natural: Men wake up as good-looking as they

went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during

the night.

Offspring: Ah, children. A woman knows all about

her children. She knows about dentist appointments

and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret

fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living

in the house.

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's

no use in two people remembering the same thing!