The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

· Californians shiver uncontrollably.

· Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

· Italian Cars won't start.

· Canadians drive with the windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)

· American water freezes.

· Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.

· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)

· Carbon dioxide freezes to make dry ice.

· Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

· Ethyl alcohol freezes.

· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)

· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.

· Canadians start saying "Cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

· Hell freezes over.

· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

The last one makes me smile, as that is so true!!!